No, Everything is Not Kosher

Back in May the nation's largest kosher meat packing plant was raided. The raid found 389 illegal immigrants working at the plant. Did you hear about that? It was one of the largest raids of its kind in US history.

Agriproccesors, the same Iowa company that got busted for the illegals, is getting slammed again. This time they are being accused of employing 57 minors in their plant. America's Finest News Source summed up the situation quite nicely.

Via The Onion

...having to slaughter animals by the kosher process of a single cut across the throat to a precise depth, severing both carotid arteries, both the jugular veins, the vagus nerves, the trachea and the esophagus, no higher than the epiglottis and no lower than where the cilia begin inside the trachea, thus causing the animal to bleed to death would probably really fuck you up as a kid.

While the idea of Karma is from much further east, it seems to apply to Jews who make bad business decisions.

Somalis fill vacant jobs at Iowa meatpacking plant

Nearly three months after a federal immigration raid uprooted almost 400 employees at a meatpacking plant in northeastern Iowa, dozens of Somali immigrants are slowly but steadily filling the depleted ranks left by the arrested workers.

That is some rich irony, Muslims packing kosher meat.

Jews and Muslims brought together by unfair labor practices and a hatred of pork.