Holy shit! Revolutionary news! This is going to change the way you think about the world forever. The most important headline of the year for certain.
French fries helped calm bin Laden driver
Hot McDonald's french fries and a call home encouraged Salim Hamdan to cooperate under interrogation but Osama bin Laden's driver did not like cold fries and isolation upset him...
They're called
Freedom Fries, asshole. They are a symbol of the Great Satan that is destroying Islam. American children like to arrange them into images of Mohammad and then eat them with bacon cheeseburgers.
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