Thursday, June 26, 2008

"Unusual" Event Before Collapse Of WTC 7

Building fall down, go boom, but not before...
Leaked NIST Docs: 'Unusual' Event Before Collapse Of WTC 7

At 4:38 p.m. all of the windows between 13-44A and 13-47C were open, and the fires responsible for opening the windows had died down to the point where they could no longer be observed.

Just prior to the collapse of the building at 5:20:52 p.m. a jet of flames was pushed from windows in the same area. The event that caused this unusual behavior has not been identified.
What most people don't realize is that the collapse of WTC 7 was supposed to be a separate terrorist attack carried out by the Erisian Liberation Front. They would have been really upset about some other organization overshadowing their terrorist attack had it not been for them all being way too stoned on hash to even get the idea into the planning stages. So when their idea came to fruition they immediately suspected the guy who sold them the hash that they all smoked together. They figured he must have been an agent of the CIA. Which in fact he was. What they didn't realize is that he had figured ELF was just a bunch of stoned hippies that weren't really going to do anything like bring down WTC 7 and was shocked when their plan actually came about. He was happy it was completely overshadowed by the falling of the Twin Towers so that nobody would go looking and find out that he had known about it but never bothered to file a report.

So who actually carried out the demolition of WTC 7 and how is it I seem to know so much about the history of the plan?

1 comment:

rbbergstrom said...

I will gladly testify in your defense when you contest your indefinite detainment.

I will stand under oath before the justices and say "My friend Jake is a weirdo with a very strange sense of humor. No one should ever believe anything he says."

Doesn't it feel great to have such supportive friends?