Sales Manager: Welcome to the team. Here's you desk. Water cooler's down the hall. I'm sure you'll fit in fine.
...By the way, do you like Bowling?
New Sales Guy: Eh, it's okay. I haven't really played since high school, but I'll try anything once.
Sales Manager: Well that's good, cause we have a office bowling league on Monday nights.
...Do you like softball?
New Sales Guy: Like I said, haven't played since school, but I'll try anything once.
Sales Manager: Great, cause we have another league. We play softball against other companies on Tuesdays.
...How about Tennis?
New Sales Guy: Again, I'll try anything once.
Sales Manager: Great. We do mixed doubles with accounting on Wednesdays after work.
...How about anal sex? Do you like taking it up the ass?
New Sales Guy: Umm... Can you just forget what I said earlier?
Sales Manager: Guess you're not gonna enjoy Thursdays much, then.
I was always amazed that ol' workplace never got any lawsuits.
I stuck a NSFW label on this - guess I need some obligatory nudity.
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Damn, I don't think I could work in an office that didn't have butt-fuck Thursday. It's even better than casual sex Friday.
We don't spring our Thursday tradition on the new people too soon though. We wait a few months to make sure they're cool with it.
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