Don't Run!

If Jesse runs for President I am going to be very tempted to vote.

I know I'd regret it.

I know I wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror for giving tacit approval to the concept of non-consensual majority rule.

I know that as a mere human being he would be utterly incapable of doing the job.

But if he were to grow his Fu Manchu beard back I'm afraid that I could not resist the urge to vote for him.