Tuesday, April 1, 2008
April Fool
I woke up this morning to find that it had snowed again in the night. The snow had melted on the freeway and frozen again resulting in three wrecks in the median: two in the cables out by the state line and one into the Jersey barriers in front of the Valley Mall. Maybe the gods think this shit is funny, but I ain't fucking laughing. I say we storm Olympus and Valhalla and kick their giant thundering asses. Immortality be damned.
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The Norse gods aren't immortal, so we've got a shot. The Olympians are tough, but have had their asses kicked by mortals in the past. I say we do it and take this planet back for ourselves!
One more reason to respect Norse mythology. They didn't need no jive-ass all-powerful immortal gods to protect their asses.
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