Thursday, April 10, 2008

Anthropomorphic British Machinery

Last night it was determined that whilst Bob the Builder with his can-do attitude and environmental sensitivity is nothing but smarmy self-righteous Labour Party propaganda, he's nowhere near as bad as that insufferable little moralizing Tory shit, Thomas the Tank Engine, whose message of obedience and respect for authority is undiluted by any sense of humor or self-awareness.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Last night my dog just jumped on my balls while I was watching TV and I yelled at him. No philosophical debate what so ever about the pros and cons of it.

X said...

Did you upload the video of the incident to Youtube?

Anonymous said...

I tend to not keep video devices running in the house. Bill the 95 pound smasher of balls can probably be coaxed into doing it on command with little more than a dog biscuit. Stop over and I will make you a YouTube star!

X said...

Sorry, the job of x's groin-injury-instigator has been already been taken by Rolfe.

rbbergstrom said...

Man, have I got plans for your next visit. "Camera Man vs The Groin!" When's good for you?