Thursday, April 17, 2008

THE END IS NIGH!

but that's okay, cuz' it's just the beginning of the end
Or the end of the beginning.
Or the Middle of the end of the beginning of the middle of the last act of the first in the installment of the series.
Anyway, rumors of the demise of the Empire are greatly exaggerated, but rumors of the the beginning of a New World Order are patently false.

Regardless of any of this bullshit. I suggest that you learn a trade, get out of debt and invest your money in Beanie Babies.

2 comments:

X said...

Great Cthulu! Did I write that?

I really ought not blog on crack.

Unknown said...

Yeah, what the fuck was that all about?

Except for the bit about investing in Beanie Babies. That makes sense and I'd like to hire you to handle my 401k by using it to purchase Beanie Babies and perhaps a few Garbage Pail Kids cards (to diversify my holdings).