- Jake has new competition. Mysteriocrats Nominate Shadowy Figure For President.
- Chances are he won't last, as the majority of Presidential Assassins are still undecided.
- Oh, and this one has nothing to do with the election, but it's still funnier than a pack of rabid volvos on an ornithologist's teat.
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I saw the headline and thought this would be some reference to Dealey Plaza or Ford's Theater.
My initial thought was, "I guess that's one of the downsides of being President."
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