...of snow fell on Saturday morning. I call shenanigans. I have totally fucking had it with this goddamn bullshit. I never thought I'd say this but I'd be happy if I never saw another fucking snowflake again as long as I live. I will give up skiing completely so long as I can kayak and ride my bike. Who's with me? Let's circulate a petition to make snow a Federal hate crime. We'll throw Mother Nature's hairy, smelly, hippy ass in Gitmo and waterboard her... with snow!
Monday, March 31, 2008
8 Inches
...of snow fell on Saturday morning. I call shenanigans. I have totally fucking had it with this goddamn bullshit. I never thought I'd say this but I'd be happy if I never saw another fucking snowflake again as long as I live. I will give up skiing completely so long as I can kayak and ride my bike. Who's with me? Let's circulate a petition to make snow a Federal hate crime. We'll throw Mother Nature's hairy, smelly, hippy ass in Gitmo and waterboard her... with snow!
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Console yourself with the fact that global warming will solve that problem for us all in another decade or two.
I've seen all the snow I will ever need to see in my life. Yet it just keeps coming! We even got snow in Portland yesterday. Of course snowing in Portland means you see it in the air, not on the ground, like some mutant variation of an M&M. Still, just seeing a few flakes is a reminder of snow storms past. Like war vets who freak out at the smallest reminder of the atrocities they've witnessed.
While I should have said this earlier...
...and that's just when it's flaccid.
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