Jake uses impeccable logic to save the new guy and frustrate the hell out a short guy with what I like to call "Little Man Syndrome".
New Guy: So what's your wife like?
Short Guy: Well, you know...
Jake: Two arms, two legs, head, torso...
NG: Two tits and a pussy.
SG: (to NG) For future reference, if you ever make a crack about my wife again, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass.
NG: I wasn't trying to make a crack.
Jake: For future reference, my wife has two tits and a pussy. If she didn't she wouldn't really be my wife, now would she?
But then I go and passively threaten the new guy myself.
NG: What up, home boy? ... I shouldn't call you that ever again, should I?
Jake: I would definitely prefer it if you didn't.
NG: It looked like you were about to punch me.
Jake: I would never do that.
NG: I suppose. You're a really mellow guy.
Jake: I'm just saying why would I punch you when I wear steel toes all the time?
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The new guy sounds like a bit of a doof. I'm just sayin.
"Short" as in:
put in his notice,
can't see the forest for the trees,
or the opposite of "Tall Guy"?
Not that it matters, but as I read it, I kept expecting you say something dreadful about his height.
Oh, wait. Little Man Syndrome.
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