Wednesday, January 2, 2008

a nap from the past

While doing some cleanup on my harddrive, I stumbled across the following in an old text file...
> Kris made an excellent suggestion this evening. Why
> don't we come up with a design group name and try to
> secure a corresponding website and trademark the name?
>
> Some suggestions we have come up with:
> Sirius Sirkus Productions
> Psychedelic Scream Studio (thank you magnetic poetry)
> Rolfeing Wilde Sirkus Productions
> JAKE! and some other people Productions -;-)
> Jakey Jake and His Funky Bunch
> The Holy Whole Group
> Sirkus Productions
> Sirkus Inkkk (see how we've corrupted Kris)
> Mr. Teeny's Stuff
> Psyc Studios
> Not Another Porno Studio
> Commie/Nazis Inc.
> A Bunch of Commie Pinko Bastards
> Chum Unlimited
> Very Sirius Studios
> Sirkus Colony
> The Bum Lookers
>

Nude Little Boys
X and some freaky looking people
The Anarcho-Facist Collective
Three Men in a Tub
Two Swedes and a Fucking Norwegian
Live Nude Nerds
Hobo-erotic
The Minnesotan Diaspora
Paranoid, Schizophrenic, Manic-depressive & Delusional
Weirdo Studios
Republicans for Kiddie Porn
PWUG BUS (People Who Used to Get Beat Up in School)
Bigger Than Jesus
Pillager Productions
Unlimited LLC
Poor Kids from Shit Towns (and they wonder why we moved away)
Too Smart for Our Own Good
Pinary Design
Associated Design Disciplines (ADD)
Tangent Design Studio
TerraForm Inc.
Virtual Furniture
Sock Puppet Avengers
None of Us Have Kids Yet and Our Mothers are Worried
Court Ordered Community Service
Enron

Not a company name, but a great slogan:
Minnesota, a good place to be from.


Tangential Design
Tanagram Design
Tanagramgent
Tanagramjet
Tangentagram

Swedish Meatballs
“2/3 Swedish, 2/3 Meat, All Balls”

BrainStormDesign

Tofuroni Design
Soylent Studios

Preservatives Added To Retard Growth

Haven’t You Got Something Better To Do? Studios

Holé Molé Studios

Pokémoan Design – Nevermind, the lawsuit’s not worth it.

Lawsuit Studios

Little Dicks And Proud Of It, Inc

One of us has never seen Jake’s Penis, LLC

Don’t Show Us, We’ll Show You Design

Bovine Growth Hormone Studios
Norwegian Growth Hormone Studios

Inflatable Breast Studios
Floating Booby Design

Design By Committee
Piecemeal Productions

The Past Is Behind Us, Inc

The Anti-Shower Brigade

What’s A Nice Design Like You Doing In A Studio Like This? Inc

Typographic Stud ios

Restroom Proletariat Design, Inc

You Thought We Was Strange Before

Oiduts studiO

3 Men, A Plan, A Canal: What The Hell Were We Thinking?

4 comments:

SuperTerrific said...

Live Nude Nerds. My Barq's came out my nose. Happy New Year! ~Ellen Mills

iSirkus said...

Since we have left NAP studios...others have picked up on our genius...

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=UkG&q=Napstudios&btnG=Search

iSirkus said...

Try this link..stupid copy/paste

digital_sextant said...

When I visited Ontario, the sign at the border said

"Welcome to Ontario. We'll make you feel incredible."

I've always thought that was a great slogan.