Her (via telephone, from her business trip): You don't want me to bring back any souvenirs, right?
Me: Disney souvenirs? No. What did you possibly find at Disney that you thought about bringing back for me?
Her: A Samurai Sword.
Me: Oh. *thinks* Does it have Mickey Mouse on it?
Her: No. It's just a really nice Samurai Sword, and it's clearanced. Apparently swords don't sell too well at Disney.
Me: Umm... no. No, I already have 4 or 5 swords, and I don't really use them. I mean, when's the last time you saw me stab somebody?
Her: Good point. No souvenirs. We should save that money for a new video camera, anyway.
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