Wednesday, December 5, 2007

AWPC: No Kindness Goes Unpunished

So I asked really nicely...
Jake: If we're going to have holiday music, could we at least not have religious music. I'd really appreciate that.

Her: I know. I think we only have two CDs right now. But somebody is supposed to be bringing in some new ones.

Jake: Just no religious music, please.

Her: I think they're going to be bringing in a George Straight Christmas album.
And I used to think that Hell was a fiction.

3 comments:

X said...

I may have to wear khakis or slacks to work, but they do not play any music.

Not that it matters right now. Until Saturday of next week, the only music I need to worry about is strolling buskers hitting me up for 20 pesos.

rbbergstrom said...

Jake, I feel for you. I hate holiday music, especially the preachy stuff.

I used to have holiday music at work, 8 hours every day, straight, from the day after Thanksgiving till the end of the first week of the new year. Ugh. Chills down my spine.

The worst (dare I say it) musical torture of all time has got to be "Little Drummer Boy" by Rosie O'Donnel and Elmo (the muppet).

THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR NOT MAKING ME WORK RETAIL ANYMORE!

rbbergstrom said...

Ooh, and sometimes I get that Mekakalkimukluk song stuck in my head. I feel ill.