Monday, December 17, 2007

AWPC: Cultivating Cool

If you have hopelessly outdated technology but don't want to appear ass-backwards, just act superior for using inferior technology.
Me: Woohoo! Twelve whole hours before I have to hear Christmas music again.

Her: Don't get too excited.

Me: Are you kidding? This is the best part of the day!

Her: Watch. You'll get in your car and there will be Christmas music playing on the radio.

Me: Not going to happen.

Her: You're listening to a CD?

Me: I got something better. Cassette Tape.

Her: Cassette Tape? Wow, sweet.
They don't actually believe you're cool for listening to cassettes in your car. It does show that you're secure enough to not need all the latest technology just to look cool. That's pretty cool.

But people who buy only vinyl are fucking annoying!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

In defense of the vinyl buyers... They really do make the best lethal flying devices of all the recording medias. Eight track make the best noise when thrown but vinyl causes the most damage by far.