Monday, September 10, 2007

Wizard People, Dear Readers

Face the facts, you are probably one of those people who went out and bought a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone as soon as it was released because you knew you wanted to watch it over and over again and have now viewed it twice and loaned it to one friend who somehow managed to get the finger prints of a half dozen total strangers all over the glossy side. Do not fret, for you can still squeeze some more value out of that over priced chunk of plastic. That's right, just down load this unauthorized retelling of the tale by Brad Neely and play it as an alternate soundtrack to the film that has otherwise been taking up a thin shelf slot better suited to accommodating your ever expanding porn collection. Or maybe you are one of the brave new swashbucklers who would rather pirate from a huge studio that has made millions off of the Harry Potter brand.

It's not crap your pants funny, but what is?

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