Woman Overjoyed By Giant Uterine Parasite

A most fabulous piece of journalism. Once again The Onion gets it spot on. The best I read today.

Crowley's condition is common and well-documented, with millions of women between the ages of 12 and 50 diagnosed every year. Studies have shown that while the disorder strikes without prejudice across racial, ethnic, and class lines, it bears a very high correlation with the consumption of alcohol at the time of infection. Although there is a low-cost daily medication available that can prevent the harmful symbiote with 99 percent efficacy, many women inexplicably choose not to use it.

Oh, and apparently Alberto Gonzales resigned. Who cares? That just opens the door for somebody even more freakishly obscene. Remember when we thought Bush couldn't do much worse than Asscroft?