Iraq PM Says Us Forces Can Leave

Holy fucking shit! Bush was right! We've won. We can pack up and go home.

We say in full confidence that we are able, God willing, to take the responsibility completely in running the security file if the international forces withdraw at any time they want.

We've achieved our goals. We booted Saddam (not our fault that Iraq chose to execute him). Iraq has been stripped of all weapons of mass destruction (which was a far easier task than people suspected). We have created a free and democratic Iraq capable of handling its own internal affairs. Iraq's Prime Minister says so.

If Bush plays this right, he could be elevated to the god-like status currently reserved for Ronald "I Can't Recall" Reagan. That last troop surge must have done the trick. What a smart move. Silly Dems calling for withdrawal when we just needed a little more time for total victory and a safe and secure Iraq.

Handed to him on a silver fucking platter. Bush, what would the boys in Texas say? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. You lucky bastard. Don't fuck it up.