Friday, June 15, 2007

Another Important Message For Teens Regarding The Concurrent Use of Hair Depilatories and Methamphetamine

When I first got on the internet and learned of the vast new ways a person could now waste countless hours doing next to nothing, I came across the Cult of the Dead Cow. I distinctly remember reading tales of black market organ traders saving up for a night with a professionally trained prostitute that would do your cock with her empty eye socket or the one where a kid doesn't realize that those little bits of floating material he occasionally sees moving across his field of vision are actually chunks of the liner at the back of his eye detaching as he slowly goes blind. Nearly 15 years later and this group is still at it.
Thanks to 'Safe Meth', teenagers are not only educated regarding the positive and negative aspects of methamphetamine, but are informed that no matter what their eventual decision regarding the use of methamphetamine might be, it's OK since everyone is different. For example, a teenager with lower self-esteem will learn that heart arrythmia, premature tooth decay, and long-term memory impairment may be acceptable risks in light of a transitory boost in self esteem: likewise, a football player may find, after reflection, that while meth use may be appropriate during the two-day Keystone-and-sex bender the team has planned for the senior trip, it is not appropriate for use during the normal athletic season.
While this is sage advice for any teen, the cDc kick it up a notch and warn us of the real danger lurking behind the crystal.
Yet despite the best efforts of "Safe Meth", every year tens of thousands of unwitting, otherwise savvy individuals make the mistake of applying hair depilatories (such as "Nair") to various parts of their bodies while under the influence of methamphetamine.
Had to share because I care.

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