Warning: Advertising

Well, they got me to read the advertisement. I saw this on the side and thought, "Woah! What the hell is that? Is that a giant mouse eating an airplane?" I showed it to Krys and she said it looked like a giant lizard eating an airplane. After reading the text on the ad I learned that you can save for college by breeding giant animals that eat jets. Which makes sense, because I bet the Pentagon would pay good money for technology like that. Instead of a battery of anti-aircraft guns they just need a herd of Godzillas and Spiny Normans.