Conservatives blame everything on Liberals. Progressives blame everything on Fundamentalists. But there is another side to these arguments that seems to remain hidden, and they're the ones winning. I'm fairly certain that there is a vast Centrist Conspiracy. How vast? The two sides are defined by what exists between them. Like a row of AAA batteris in a remote control, the Centrists hold the power.And I'm the opposite of that.
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Vast Centrist Conspiracy
To paraphrase Firesign Theater, "the left wing and right wing are just for flapping, it's the birdbrain in the center that decides where to go."
...wings
...birdbrain
...I'm opposite of that
Hey! You just called me an asshole!
Yeah, that works.
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