Clinton Staff Memo Urged Skipping Iowa

OMG! Hillary not running in Iowa? Why that arrogant little New York Liberal Intellectual bitch! How dare she ignore the traditional, simple, middle of the road types represented by a state like Iowa.

In an indication of how the shifting calendar is forcing the presidential candidates to rethink their strategies, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s campaign considered — and rejected — a plan to stop competing in Iowa, the traditional kickoff state in the nominating process, and to concentrate instead on later states including the 20 that will vote on a single day in early February.

Anyone else notice a major difference between what the headline implies and what the article states in the opening paragraph? I'd swear American politics is stealing moves from SmackDown.