NSFW: Female Ejaculation

When I'm not all paranoid about the LHC destroying our or other potential universes or out and about convincing teenage girls to have abortions, I like to think about sex. I have a few personal sexual taboos, but on average I've discovered I'm far more accepting of the kinky stuff than most people I interact with on a regular basis.

While I do not regularly interact with the British Board of Film Classification, I am apparently more well versed in sexual kink than they are.

Everything you always wanted to know about female ejaculation (but were afraid to ask) - New Scientist

WHEN the British Board of Film Classification ordered 6 minutes and 12 seconds of material cut from British Cum Queens in 2002, they found themselves under attack from an unlikely quarter: a group of feminists.

The offending segment showed some of the female participants apparently ejaculating fluid from their genitals on orgasm. The film board stated that female ejaculation did not exist, so the actresses must have been urinating. And urinating on another actor on film is banned under the UK's Obscene Publications Act.

What? You haven't heard of female ejaculation before? Where have you been? Here's a free lesson.

To Stimulate the G Spot you want to insert you finger 1 1/2 to 2 knuckles inside the vagina. You will feel a wrinkly or spongy area this is the G Spot. Use a "come here" motion with your finger. You will begin to feel the G Spot swell and balloon out.

The woman will have a sensation like she needs to pee but it is not pee it is her female ejaculate. Instruct her to "push it out"

Fluid will begin to squirt out of her urethra NOT her vagina.

Congratulations you've just given a woman her first squirting orgasm!

I have heard of two types of female ejaculation. The most common is a result of loss of control of the bladder. Pretty awesome stuff but would definitely be banned by those up tight British film board guys since it involves urine. The other seems to originate in what has come to be know as the female prostrate and the ejaculated fluid has a strong resemblance to components of male ejaculate. Until very recently most doctors said such a thing was bullshit. Dedicated individuals have volunteered to ejaculate for the doctors so they could see, believe, collect samples, and run tests. Since I am a Doctor of Divinity I too shall study this phenomenon and it's implications concerning the divine. I will be conducting as much research as possible to get answers. Any volunteers?

Back to the original story.

The dispute raises an intriguing question. In the 21st century, when human biology has been investigated right down to the genetic level, how can the existence of female ejaculation still be open to debate?

That's an easy one to answer. If a woman ejaculates, she must be possessed by the Devil. When God created his 'intelligent design' his design for women was as a cum receptacle, not issuer. There can be no exceptions or anomalies.

Personally, I like a demon possessed woman.